1. Steal Strify’s (old man) cane and lie when he asks you where it is
2. Tell Strify and the public that Kiro is pregnant with Strify’s child
3. Steal their tamagotchis
4. Schedule Yu for a crew cut, tell him you’re taking him to get his hair re-dyed, and pretend you didn’t know he was gonna cut off that much hair
5. In the middle of the night dye all of their hair bright pumpkin orange
6. Tell Luminor Shin doesn’t like him
7. Throw Shin out of a window
8. When he asks you why you did that say Strify made you do it
9. When Shin asks Strify why he made you throw him out of a window and Strify says he didn’t start ‘crying’ and shout “You liar! You said you would kill me with your (old man) cane if I didn’t!!!”
10. Run around singing “Ready, Set, Go!” by Tokio Hotel
11. Constantly say “At least Bill doesn’t make out with Tom!” to win arguments with them
12. Tickle Shin, make him giggle hysterically
13. Tie Kiro upside down and eat loads of candy in front of him
14. Super glue Yu to the ceiling
15. Steal ALL of their clothes (even the clothes they are wearing) in the middle of the night and give them to homeless people
16. Claim you don’t know what happened
17. Sit on Luminor and stick carrots up his nose and says its therapy
18. Hide their instruments and say Michael Jackson stole them and won’t give them back unless Luminor marries him
19. Force them to watch Barney with you every day
20. Tell Strify he looks like Lucious Malfoy from Harry Potter
21. Beg them to help you find Candy Island
22. In the middle of the night write (in permanent marker) ‘Property of (your name)’ on their stomachs
23. Sing the Barney song to them every night before they go to sleep, when they tell you to stop threaten to shove a spoon up their noses
24. Ask Strify why he needs an ‘old man cane’ when he isn’t old
25. Tell Kiro he shouldn’t kiss Yu so much cuz he could be diseased
26. Serve them rotten tomatoes for dinner, when they look mortified and about to puke say “I thought you liked maggot infested tomatoes.” very ‘innocently’
27. Super glue their underwear to the wall
28. Let fangirls into the bathroom while Strify is taking a bath
29. Steal Strify’s stuffed monkey and put it in Yu’s bed
30. Paint Shin bright green and scream “Its and alien!”
Kv. 03 26, 2009 8:42 am
